| "What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world."-Robert E. Lee |
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10 Ways to annoy a military wife:
1. As soon as you find out that her husband is deployed, be sure to
tell her exactly how you feel about the war and how WE shouldn't be
over there
2. Follow that up by asking how she feels about the president
3. Look surprised and say "I don't know how you do it. I could never LET my husband do that."
4. If she's pregnant be sure to ask her if the military is going to
send him home for the birth (several army wives are getting asked this
A LOT)
5. Tell her she should really consider getting additional life insurance since her husband has a good chance of getting killed.
6. Remind her how lucky she is that her husband gets all that extra tax free money when he's deployed
7. Try to relate to her by telling her you know how she feels because
your husband was out of town on business for a week last month
8. Ask her how she can be faithful for 15 whole months and if she worries about her husband cheating on her
9. Ask her if her husband has killed anyone yet
10. And be sure to ask her if when her husband comes home if he's done with the military or if he has to go back |
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| My soldier is being deployed again... 
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